Who doesn't love a good Saturday Night Live reference?
Here's the thing about finding happiness: you don't actually have to go anywhere to achieve that. Happiness is a matter of you being happy with you.
You're still going to be you on vacation. If you're sad now, you will still be sad on vacation. You will just be sad in a different place.
We can take you on a hike. We cannot turn you into a person who likes hiking.
We can provide you with a wine tasting tour. We cannot change why you drink, or the person you become when you do.